If you hang around the barber shop long enough, sooner or later you are going to get a haircut
Sobriety is easy to learn and hard to master.
Live and let live
Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink.
You can’t think your way to sober living, you must live your way to sober thinking.
Five miles into the woods, five miles out of the woods.
Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?